Dumb.

the-mr:

makexmexwet:

realgirlrealcurves:

THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!

AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.

AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.

AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.

AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.

WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.

BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.

THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.

AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.

AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.

I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.

THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.

WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.

WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.

I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.

UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.

TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.

HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.

FUCK YEAH.

LOL I LOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THAT FUCKING CAPTION.

SiS says “I love the fuck outta this!”  Lol!

This shit is epic.

nubiajewelry:

The Rhion necklace is now $5.75 with the coupon!

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nubiajewelry:

The Aniyah rings can be yours for only $3.5 plus shipping! Just use the coupon Fav50 between now and August 25th!

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basseyworld:

str8nochaser:

jadedfucker:

lebeam:

 

NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – Police are looking for a 10-year-old boy from the Bronx who they say has been missing for almost two days.

Police say 10-year-old Latrell Hall was last seen on Macombs Avenue as he left for school around 8:30 a.m. Monday and hasn’t been home since.

Hall is 4’5″ weighing about 60 pounds with brown eyes, black hair and a slim build. He was last seen wearing a gold ball earring in his right ear.

Anyone with information on where Hall might be should call police or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-577-TIPS (8477) or visit www.nypdcrimestoppers.com. 

 (via Police Looking For Latrell Hall, Missing 10-Year-Old From The Bronx « CBS New York)

Like I mentioned before, if this were a young white girl there would be two million notes already. REBLOG THIS! He is our child.

BOOST.

He was last seen wearing a gold ball earring? That’s all the description about his appearance they have? Really?? 

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Life Of A Nappy-Headed Fat Chic: Marcus Garvey Did Not Die So This Could Live

lifeofanappyheadedfatchic:

A friend shared an image today that made me sick to my stomach. I am sharing with you in hopes that you do as I did and contact Nivea’s offices with a complaint

This is the image:

This is my complaint

How dare you suggest in this ad lockerz.com/s/130486212 that Black men who appear with…

I submitted my comment as well. I told them in a polite way to go fuck themselves and that the ad was racist, and contributes to underlying racism in this country. Hence why I can’t wear an afro to work but some white girl can come with a mohawk and no one bats an eye. Apparently looking black and having our hair as it naturally grows is unpleasant and unsettling to white people, hence “uncivilized”. 

Nivea can get all the way the fuck out the paint with that bullshit.

Very true.

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biglilkim:

OH, NO MA’AM

It’s dudes out there that have proudly hit it though.

biglilkim:

LOL

I always wanted to draw some shit like this on my fingers….

Notoriously Difficult to Time: I am Pro-Choice because I don't want desperate pregnant people to accidentally kill themselves!

stfuconservatives:

preludes-and-prufrock:

^that last comment (and the one before it)

I’m completely pro choice. However i personally couldn’t live with myself intentionally ending a life. But that might change depending on the circumstances, that’s why i advocate CHOICE.

Personally, I disagree with abortion after a certain gestation period. BUT I think it ESSENTIAL that the system should be fluid and clear and supportive enough to enable women to get abortions easier and with less shaming paperwork in order to get them earlier, thus doing the least harm to the life that is developing. Ie kill it while it’s cells akin to a tumor rather than a fully sentient life. Nip it in the early bud rather than when it’s a only-just flowering plant.

BUT. Yet again. That’s my choice. i think choice is the key word here.

My view is nothing to do with being on a high horse and looking down at people, and I resent the accusation immensely. But I personally could never do it and live the rest of my life with a clear conscience. Other people could.

Whereas I, for example, would happily use the morning after pill with a clear conscience, but many ladies don’t feel like they can.

pro choice i called pro choice because we have CHOICE.

Holy crap, look at what I bolded, that is why I’m reacting the way I’m reacting. I’ll admit I may have read to much into what I first posted, and I apologize for making a mountain out of a molehile, but the attitude above is what really pisses me off.

This is the false face of pro-choice, this is what makes abortion a negative “other”. If I’m the only person that sees this as seriously fucked up I’ll shut up and move on.

I think you should be more concerned with getting to people to help you in your goal, not chastising someone else’s personal choices and motivations that are already on your team and want to get to the same goal that you do. #justsaying

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bluepikachumonsters:

BITCH, SHUT UP. From all of this complaining, I assume you’re still single.

^

i will never not reblog this.

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